Alan Sugar’s top 5 put-downs

  1. “Fair? The only fair you’re gonna get is your bloody train fare home”
  2. “I don’t know whether you’re made of brains or b—–ks”
  3. “You remind me of the final scene from the Wizard of Oz. You look very impressive but, in my opinion, behind the curtains there’s nothing there”
  4. “You couldn’t close a barn door even if you tripped over it!”
  5. “If you nod your head any longer, I’m going to put you on the back seat of my bloody car”